Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?

A: Neither one is very bright.

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don’t you?

A: They get elected.

Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?

A: “Never! I’m not going to let my wife run the country!!”

Q: Why is Chelsea growing up a confused child?

A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.