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Clinton, Perot, and Dole were on air force one flying to Washington, when Perot got up and threw a 100 dollar bill out the window. “I just made one person happy.”

Not to be out done Dole stood up and threw 2 50 dollar bills out. “I just made two people happy.”

To get in the act Clinton threw out 100 1 dollar bills. “I just made 100 people happy.”

The pilot over hearing the whole situation said, “If you guys don’t shut up, I will throw all of you out and make 300 million people happy.”

Monica is opening a pizza parlor and calling it the Home Of The Pizza Slut!

Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly): Many… Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures

Q: Why does the Clinton administration want to reinvent government?

A: They are having a lot of trouble dealing with the existing form…democracy.

Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old houses?

A: He’s afraid of the draft.



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