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George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

George W. approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you Moses?”

The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.

George W. positioned himself more directly in the man’s view and asked again, “Aren’t you Moses?”

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

George W. tugged at the man’s sleeve and asked once again, “Aren’t you Moses?”

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, “Yes I am.”

George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, “The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert!”

(To the tune of Gilligan’s Island)

Oh sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started in Hope, Arkansas,
‘Tween Jennifer Flowers’ hips.

Her date was the mighty governor,
Bill Clinton was his name.
One night he met young Paula Jones,
And on to her he came.
And on to her he came.

WhiteWater started getting rough.
His mighty pecker was lost.
If not for the help of the Highway Patrol,
He couldn’t get it off,
He couldn’t get it off.

Willie left town and settled in,
This gorgeous new White House.
With Hillary, that damn cat too,
The Vice President and his wife,
Kenneth Starr, and a bed
Here at Slick Willie’s Place!

So this is the tale of our President,
He shows nothing now but class.
Nothing can distract him,
Except a piece of ass.
Except a piece of ass.

The First Lady and Tipper too,
Will do their very best.
To see that Willie’s comfortable,
In his government love nest.

He moves, he strikes, he reels them in,
He feels the passion burn.
Before she knows just what is up,
He’s banged the new intern.
He’s banged the new intern.

So join us here in court my friend,
I’m sure you will be pleased.
Just give your deposition,
And get down upon your knees.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and James Dean?

A: A man without a clue.

Q: Why are staff cuts so difficult for Clinton?

A: He can’t give a woman a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.

Q: What’s the difference between Al Gore and Socialism?
A: He uses the phrase Social Entitlements instead.

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