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Q: Why has President Clinton taken to fooling around with younger women?
A: He got tired of jostling elders!

The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game.

The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents.

One of them leans over and whispers in the President’s ear.

Mr. Clinton pauses, then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the dug out, kicking and screaming obscenities.

The President shakes hands of those near him and gets ‘high five’s’.

The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers, “Mr. President, I think that you misunderstood me – I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!”

Monica is opening a pizza parlor and calling it the Home Of The Pizza Slut!

One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, “Clinton Soup” that will honor one of the nation’s most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water.

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. Suddenly
Clinton grabs Hillary by the
collar and throws her over the side and onto the field. The stunned
umpire shouted, “No, Mr. President!
I said, Throw the first PITCH!”



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