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SEMEN ON A BLUE DRESS
(To The Tune of Good Golly, Miss Monica)

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

Fe, fe, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum
Monica’s dress has the President’s cum!

In the Oval Office, on the carpeted floor
Till the Leader of the Country up and hollers for more
In her reinforced kneepads with the Presidential Seal
Seeking out that First Banana to peel!

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

The Commander-in-Chief says, “You do it so well”
“I love it, you creep!” says Monica L.
Poor Hillary’s working on “It Takes A Village”
While Miss Lewinsky’s dress gets a Big Ole’ Spillage
She’s not too skinny, she’s not too fat
Every President wants an Intern like that!

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

Good golly Miss Monica, don’t sing to Kenneth Starr.
Good golly Miss Monica, this thing’s gone way to far!

From the early, early morning to the early, early night
Miss Monica’s on bended knee at the House of White!

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?

A: No class and no principals.

One day at the Whitehouse –
Mr Al Gore was walking down the hall of the whitehouse when he felt a big urge in his bladder. He ran as fast as possible to the nearest room. He finally reached one. It was Bill’s. Al went straight to Bill’s Bathroom when he saw the weirdest thing. “Wow”, said Al,”a gold plated urinal!!!”. Al proudly unzipped and used that urinal greatly.
That morning Al told Tipper, his wife, about the golden urinal. Tipper found it astonishing.
Later that day, when Tipper found herself in a conversation with Hillary Clinton, she brought up the thing about Bill’s Golden urinal. Tipper told Hillary all about it. Hillary just replied with an,” Oh, Yeah um hum”.
That night in bed Hillary lay next to Bill when Hillary brought up that subject, “Bill honey, I think I know who pissed in your saxophone”.

President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time.

“Pleased to meet you,” says one old man, “I’ve heard a lot about you in the past few years.”

Clinton laughs: “You can’t prove any of it!”



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