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There were 3 high school-aged boys walking down the street in Washington. Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he’s about to be hit by a car. So, they pull Bill out of the way and save his life. Bill says “Thank you for saving my life. I’ll grant each of you one wish.”
The first boy says, “I want to go to Georgetown.”
Bill pulls some strings and gets the boy admitted.
The second boy says “I want to get into West Point, but it normally requires a Congressional appointment”.
So Bill calls up his Democratic friends in Congress and gets the boy his appointment.
The third boy says “I want to be bured in Arlington National Cemetary.”
Bill says “That’s an odd request for a 17-year old!”
The boy says “Yeah, but when my father finds out I saved your life he’s gonna kill me!”

This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show. Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question. There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software and gives billions of dollars to charity. The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why is it that the Clinton Administration spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the past eight years than Osama bin Laden?

It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who have spent the past eight years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath!

Gold Star Mothers is an organization made up of women whose sons were killed in military combat during service in the United States armed forces. Recently a delegation of New York State Gold Star Mothers made a trip to Washington, DC to discuss various concerns with their elected representatives. According to there was only one politician in DC who refused to meet with these ladies. Can you guess which politician that might be? Was it New York Senator Charles Schumer? Nope, he met with them. Try again. Do you know anyone serving in the Senate who has ever had anything but contempt for our military? Do you happen to know the name of any politician in Washington whose husband once wrote of his loathing of the military? Now you’re getting warm! You got it! None other than Hillary Clinton. She refused repeated requests to meet with the Gold Star Mothers. Now — please don’t tell me you’re surprised. This woman wants to be President of the United States — and there is a huge percentage of uninformed voters who are eager to help her achieve that.

You think “ethics” is an eastern European country.

You’ve named your kids with hyphenated first and last names.

You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth.

You’ve ever referred to someone as a “bigot or Nazi”.

You’ve ever tried to prove Jesus was a married man.

You oppose the death penalty, but support abortion.

You don’t support school choice for others, only for yourself.

You think you might remember laughing once as an adult and feeling guilty about it.

You once broke loose at a party and inhaled, but don’t admit it.

You support diversity, as long as others agree with you.

You’ve referred to moral fiber thinking it was a new man made textile.

You’ve ever uttered the phrase, “you hypocrite”.

You’ve ever said, “the Bill Of Rights is outdated”.

You answer to “No One”.

You support PETA and Green Peace, but still eat beef, fish, lamb, and wear leather garments.

You protest your neighbor clearing their yard of weeds.

You only let your kids watch PBS and listen to NPR.

You scream at the thought of agreeing with a Republican.

You’ve argued that Western values are no values.

You agree that all the world’s problems can be traced back to white Anglo-Saxon men taking advantage of others.

When people say “Marx,” you think, “to bad his idea didn’t work”.

You’ve ever yelled, “capitalist”.

You still wear the Birkenstocks you purchased in 1969.

You argue that you need 300 laws to control guns.

You really think that guns kill people. Not people kill people.

You want to protest something but don’t know what.

You’ve ever said “I support civil liberties, but not personal liberties.”

You will not admit that trees are a renewable resource.

You’ve ever said “reduce paper, save a tree”.

You donate money because it makes you “feel good”.

You came of age in the ’60s and don’t understand what went wrong.

You justify lying cheating Democrats because Republicans lie and cheat.

You ever start or end an argument on the phrase, “you are closed minded”.

You never told a child that Oscar the Grouch “lives in a trash can” because he chooses to do so.

You think denial is a virtue.

You don’t mind contributing 4 months of your salary to the government. You’re only sorry it can’t be more.

You believe that everyone else is responsible for you but you.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?

A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

After dinner one evening a George W. Bush was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano.

At one point he turned to the visitor, a fat conservative talk show host, and said, “I understand you love music.”

“Yes,” murmured the guest politely. “But never you mind. Keep right on playing …”

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