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Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?

A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

Q: What’s the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?

A: Fornigate.

This is an interesting bit of information that you don’t hear much about in the media — Certainly there is a political dimension here:

* Enron’s chairman did meet with the president and the vice president in the Oval Office.
* Enron gave $420,000 to the president’s party over three years.
* It donated $100,000 to the president’s inauguration festivities.
* The Enron chairman stayed at the White House 11 times.
* The corporation had access to the administration at its highest levels and even enlisted the Commerce and State Departments to grease deals for it.
* The taxpayer-supported Export-Import Bank subsidized Enron for more than $600 million in just one transaction. Scandalous!!
* BUT…the president under whom all this happened WASN’T George W. Bush.
* SURPRISE ……… It was Bill Clinton!

Please pass this on so the whole country will know. The media won’t!

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”. One little boy stands up and offers that “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.” “No,” Clinton says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.” A girl raises her hand. “If a schoolbus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved… that would be a tragedy.” “I’m afraid not,” explains Clinton.”That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. “What?” asks Clinton, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?” Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy.”
“Wonderful!” Clinton beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?” “Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!”

The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.

The Bush reality now is that the boy doesn’t have to grow up?!



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