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One day at the Whitehouse –
Mr Al Gore was walking down the hall of the whitehouse when he felt a big urge in his bladder. He ran as fast as possible to the nearest room. He finally reached one. It was Bill’s. Al went straight to Bill’s Bathroom when he saw the weirdest thing. “Wow”, said Al,”a gold plated urinal!!!”. Al proudly unzipped and used that urinal greatly.
That morning Al told Tipper, his wife, about the golden urinal. Tipper found it astonishing.
Later that day, when Tipper found herself in a conversation with Hillary Clinton, she brought up the thing about Bill’s Golden urinal. Tipper told Hillary all about it. Hillary just replied with an,” Oh, Yeah um hum”.
That night in bed Hillary lay next to Bill when Hillary brought up that subject, “Bill honey, I think I know who pissed in your saxophone”.

Photos showing Monica Lewinsky’s progress in her highly publicized diet deal with Jenny Craig shows that their newest spokeswoman is making headway in her battle to lose 100 lbs. In fact, she’s lost 30 lbs. already.

I can’t wait to hear her new commercial touting her success: “Hi, I’m Monica Lewinsky. Ever since I started on the Jenny Craig Diet, I think twice about everything I put in my mouth…”

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.

Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed coif and says, “I could throw one hundred $1 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy!

President Clinton, speaking in private with his advisor on public favor, told him that the planned invasion of Haiti will be the most unpopular thing that he has ever done as the President of the United States.

“Actually, sir, according to our research, the most unpopular thing you’ve ever done was to be inaugurated as President. It’s just been downhill from there.”

The president was awakened late one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

“Mr. President,” said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, “There’s good news and bad news.”

“Oh no,” muttered the president. “Well, let me have the bad news first.”

“The bad news, sir, is that we’ve been invaded by creatures from another planet. ”

“Geez and the good news?”

“The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and piss oil.”



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