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President Clinton went back to Arkansas for his high school reunion, and just like on the old football team, he got into position to take a few snaps… At least that’s what he told Hillary… when she caught him hunched over a cheerleader.

What is Clinton’s favorite toy?
An Erector Set.

For three years, the young Democrat took his vacations at a country inn. He had an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! “Why didn’t you write when you learned you were pregnant?” he cried. “I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the child would have my name!” “Well,” she said, “when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and we finally decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than an Democrat.”

Please join us in supporting the Republican National Committee’s nomination of George W. Bush and Dick Chenney as candidates for President and Vice President of the United States. From this day forward, all our efforts will be focused on the “Bush and Dick” campaign.

Joining our campaign as national spokespersons are Ellen Degeneris who said publicly, “I like Bush,” and Elton John who said publicly, “I like Dick.” Also supporting the cause is Angelina Jolie who said publicly, “I like both Bush and Dick.”

If you wish to see a lot of Bush and Dick, please sign up to work for their election.

For those of you who prefer Gore, the following bumper stickers are available: “Lick Bush in 2000.”

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?

A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.



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