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Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?

A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

Q: Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle necks when attending Bill’s speaking engagements?

A: So you can’t see her adam’s apple move as he speaks.

On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.
March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.
That clears up a lot of things

Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?

A: He keeps having to eat his words.

The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.

The Bush reality now is that the boy doesn’t have to grow up?!

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