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Hillary is being driven around Washington D.C. and spots a little boy sitting in a park with a wagon. She thinks, “this is a great press opportunity” so she has her driver pull over. She gets out to talk to the little boy and discovers that he has 6 little puppies in the wagon. She comments on how nice they are and the little boy says “Thank you ma’m, they’re Democrats!” Of course Hillary is extremely pleased by this.
A few days later, Bill decides to take one of his jogs down to McDonalds, which is close to the park, and Hillary mentions that if he should see a little boy with a wagon he should stop and talk to him. Well, Bill sees the little boy with his wagon and puppies so he tells the little boy, “what nice puppies those are!” The boy says, “Thank you sir. They’re Republicans!” “Wait a minute,” says Bill, “You told Hillary that they were Democrats.” The boy responds, “Yes sir, they were, but now their eyes are open!”

What is Clinton’s favorite toy?
An Erector Set.

Little Caeser’s is changing their name to “Little Pleasers” and with every pizza ordered you get a big cigar!

How could President Clinton deny he had sex with Monica Lewinsky?
Clinton claims it wasn’t sex because, after all, she didn’t swallow.

Starr:
I’m here to ask as you’ll soon see…
Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?

Clinton:
I did not do that here or there…
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that near or far…
I did not do that Starr you are!

Starr:
Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you
peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie
when called upon to testify?

Clinton:
I do not like you Starr you are…
I think that you have gone too far!
I will not answer any more…
Perhaps I will go start a war!
The public’s easy to distract…
when bombs are falling on Iraq!



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