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Scenario: International Summit in Paris.
Those attending: Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President)

The waiter asked, ” Le apperitive?”
All of them answered, “Oui!”

The waiter looked at Zedillo, “Le tequila?”
Zedillo: “Oui!”

The waiter looked at Yeltsin, “Le vodka?”
Yeltsin: “Oui!”

Finally, the waiter looked at Clinton, ” Le whisky?”
Clinton: “Don’t you dare mention that bitch!”

Q: What’s the difference between President Hoover and Clinton?

A: One promised a chicken in every pot and the other was an unpromising chicken who smoked pot.

Have you ever heard of a President being BLOWN out of office?

Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird?
The spread eagle.

Most people worry about getting AIDS from SEX.
Bill worries about getting SEX from AIDES!

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