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A wealthy Democrat had a summer house in the Maine woods. Each summer he’d invite a different friend (no, that’s not the punch line) to spend a week or two. On one occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian to stay with him. They had a splendid time in the country – rising early and living in the great outdoors. Early one morning they went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch along came two huge bears. The Democrat dashed for cover. His friend wasn’t so lucky and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. The Democrat ran back to his car, drove to town as fast has he could, and got the sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his rifle and dashed back to the berry patch with the Democrat. Sure enough, both bears were still there. “He’s in THAT one!” cried the Democrat, pointing to the male. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and SHOT THE FEMALE.
“Whatd’ya do that for?!” exclaimed the Democrat, “I said he was in the other!” “Yep,” said the sheriff, “and would YOU believe a Democrat who told you that the Czech was in the Male?”

A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.

“But why?” asked his puzzled friend, “You’re labour through and through… Why change now?”

The man learned forward and explained, “Well, I’d rather it was one of them that died and not one of us.”

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
“Hello?”
“Hello, is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux’s house.
“Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep”
“Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”

Q: Why did God create Democrats?

A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.



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