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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To escape an oppressive military regime.

What do you call 8 days in a row of office sex?
Hannukah Lewinsky.

Q: Why is Chelsea growing up a confused child?

A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

Amphibian American — frog
Aquatically-Challenged — drowning
Biologically-Challenged — dead
Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged — white trash
Certified Astrological Consultant — crackpot
Certified Crystal Therapist — crackpot
Certified Past-Life Regression Hypnotist — crackpot
Chronologically-Gifted — old
Co-Dependent — finger-pointer
Creatively Re-Dyed — blonde
Differently-Organized — messy
Differently-Brained — stupid
Energy-Efficient — off
Environmentally-Correct Human — dead
Facially-Challenged — ugly
Factually-Unencumbered — ignorant
Financially Inept — poor
Folically Independent — bald
Genetically Discriminating — racist
Grammatically-Challenged — one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension)
Gravitationally-Challenged — fat
Horizontally-Challenged — thin
Horizontally-Gifted — fat
In Denial — unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened
In Recovery — drunk/junkie
In the Multidimensional — zoning
Intellectually-Impaired — stupid
Living-Impaired — dead
Maintenance Hole — man-hole
Mechanically-Challenged — broken down automobile
Metabolicly-Challenged — dead
Microslothicly-Challenged — Windows user
Monetarily-Challenged — poor
Morally -Challenged — a crook
Morally-Handicapped — someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone.
Motivationally-Challenged — lazy
Musically-Delayed — tone deaf
Nasally-Disadvantaged — really BIG nose
Nasally-Gifted — large nose
Nitpicklike — humor challenged
One Who is PC — target
One Who is Not PC — target
Ontologically-Challenged — fictional or mythological The absolute root of all evil known
Osmotically-Challenged — Thirsty
Other-Aged — too old/young (dual purpose)
Outdoor Urban Dwellers — homeless
People of Height — too tall
Person of Region — redneck
Persons Living With Entropy — dead
Persons of Large Stature — NY Giants
Petroleum Transfer Technician — gas station attendant
Residentially Flexible — homeless
Romantically-Challenged — not with somebody at the moment
Rustically-Inclined — redneck
Sanitation Engineer — garbage man
Sexually-Focused Chronologically-Gifted Individual — dirty old man
Socially-Challenged — geek or nerd
Spacially-Perplexed — drunk
Target Equity Group — vocal minority
Uniquely-Coordinated — clumsy
Uniquely-Fortuned Individual on an Alternative Career Path — loser
Vertically-Challenged — short
Visually-Challenged — blind

Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?

A: No class and no principals.



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