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George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal
and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a
long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone
tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,
“Aren’t you Moses?” But the man wouldn’t listen to him
and continued walking. George asked him again, “Aren’t
you Moses?” The old man continued ignoring him, even
turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man’s
arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, “Answer me
– Aren’t you Moses?” The man replies, “I’m not saying
shit! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming
the desert for 40 years!”

Q: What did Arafat say to Clinton?

A: “Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”

Q. What was Clinton’s biggest mistake after breaking off his affair with Monica?
A. Not asking Ted Kennedy to drive her home.

Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.
Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum.
Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?”
Johnny replied, “NO, that too old fashioned. Spit out you gum, I wanna play president.”

Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?

A: Bill Clinton of course!

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