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The president of a certain country went to the interior of that country where there was no electricity, poor roads, and no form of telecommunication, to give his campaign speech. The people spoke a different dialect to the native one.

“We, the ruling party,” said the president, “promise to provide electricity for the entire district.”

Upon hearing the president’s words, the people cheered, “Fombre!”

The president continued, “Not only will we provide electricity to the community, but we will also be installing telephones and telephone lines, and this will commence shortly.”

Again, shrieks of “Fombre” was heard, as the president anxiously awaited the resumption of his speech.

“We have given careful thought to the repair of the roadways so as to facilitate better means of transportation and have allotted sufficient finances for the successful execution of this venture.”

Shouts of “Fombre!” filled the air, as the president continued to lay it down with his words.

After the speech, the president, with a content grin on his face, walked through the grassy terrain with his bodyguards, his interpreter, and a few of the officials.

One of the officials, seeing a pile of horse’s dung in front of the president, cried out, “Mr. President, don’t step on that! That’s Fombre!”

For $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developing
country just out of the clutches of communism.
What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter for
one month for the ethnic clensing!
Their motto: I wanns be like Ike! A little behind the times, BUT!
They model themselves after the US of A.
They want to establish a land- first ridding themselves of
undesireables (like the US did against the native inhabitants)
Why not? What’s good enough for US is good enuff for them!

WITCH = William In Trouble, Call Hillary.

“Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.”

“We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.” 9/21/88

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a ‘part’ of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a ‘part’ of Europe.”

“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.” 15/9/88

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” 18/9/90

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.” 5/9/90

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.”

“That’s the same with us,” the American said, “only we see stars, too.”



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