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An Israeli doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

German doctor says, “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A Russian doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

The Arkansas doctor, not to be outdone, says, “You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Arkansas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.”

The Clinton’s were in a terrible plane crash and all three died.

When they got to heaven, they approached the Throne of God and God said to Chelsea, “Why should I let you into heaven?”

Chelsea answered, “I am the daughter of the President, a representative of all the children in America.”

God said, “Very well, you may sit on my right side.”

Then he said to Bill, “Why should I let you into heaven?”

Bill answered, “I am the President of the United States, a representative of all the people in America.” God said, “Very well, you may sit on my left side.”

Then he said to Hillary, “Why should I let you into heaven?”

Hillary answered, “I don’t know, but you’re in my seat!”

Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under this fancy “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,” which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies.

If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies.

Guess who pays for that? WE DO!

It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense.

They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting.

Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment.

This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12-man staff… and this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?

This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show. Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question. There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software and gives billions of dollars to charity. The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why is it that the Clinton Administration spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the past eight years than Osama bin Laden?

It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who have spent the past eight years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath!

Gold Star Mothers is an organization made up of women whose sons were killed in military combat during service in the United States armed forces. Recently a delegation of New York State Gold Star Mothers made a trip to Washington, DC to discuss various concerns with their elected representatives. According to there was only one politician in DC who refused to meet with these ladies. Can you guess which politician that might be? Was it New York Senator Charles Schumer? Nope, he met with them. Try again. Do you know anyone serving in the Senate who has ever had anything but contempt for our military? Do you happen to know the name of any politician in Washington whose husband once wrote of his loathing of the military? Now you’re getting warm! You got it! None other than Hillary Clinton. She refused repeated requests to meet with the Gold Star Mothers. Now — please don’t tell me you’re surprised. This woman wants to be President of the United States — and there is a huge percentage of uninformed voters who are eager to help her achieve that.

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant.

The waiter asks “le apperitif?”

All of them answer “oui!”

The waiter looks at Zedillo “Le tequila?”
Zedillo: “oui!”

The waiter looks at Yeltsin “Le vodka?”
Yeltsin: “oui!”

Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton ” Le whisky?”

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