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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.”
One little boy stands up and offers, “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” Clinton says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.”
A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved… that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explains Clinton. “That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
“What?” asks Clinton, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy.”
“Wonderful!” Clinton beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!”

The Clinton’s were in a terrible plane crash and all three died.

When they got to heaven, they approached the Throne of God and God said to Chelsea, “Why should I let you into heaven?”

Chelsea answered, “I am the daughter of the President, a representative of all the children in America.”

God said, “Very well, you may sit on my right side.”

Then he said to Bill, “Why should I let you into heaven?”

Bill answered, “I am the President of the United States, a representative of all the people in America.” God said, “Very well, you may sit on my left side.”

Then he said to Hillary, “Why should I let you into heaven?”

Hillary answered, “I don’t know, but you’re in my seat!”

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.”
One little boy stands up and offers, “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” Clinton says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.”
A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved… that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explains Clinton. “That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
“What?” asks Clinton, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy.”
“Wonderful!” Clinton beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!”

Bill & Hillary had Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House.

In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back. They finished dinner and left.

On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, “Did you know Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom?” He continues, “How can we tell the American people, we are serious about cutting the budget when the President has a solid-gold urinal?”

Tipper said, “There must be some mistake. I’ll call Hillary when we get home and find out.”

When they get home, Tipper calls Hillary and says, “Is it true that Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom?”

Hillary put her hand over the receiver and says, “Bill!!! I found out who peed in your saxophone!”

“The glory of a nation rests upon the character of her men.”
- Herbert Hoover

“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Character doesn’t matter.”
- Bill Clinton



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