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* After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
* After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
* After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
* After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
* After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailor, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

Maybe if Clinton had kept his promise, more than 3000 people in New York, Pennsylvania, and Washington, D.C., who are now dead, would be alive today.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful
country, and on each house I saw a banner.”

“What did it say on the banners?” Clinton asks.

Saddam replies, “Allah is god, god is Allah.”

Clinton says, “You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night
I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house
flew an enormous banner.”

“What could you see on the banners?” Saddam asks.

Clinton replies, “I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew.”

Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000”

In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton”, 86% replied, “Not again!”



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