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On the Listening Tour, Hillary was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. She was somewhat less pleased after she found out what was in it. “Mostly baloney,” said the proprietor.

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: “I don’t know, I never had one.”

There were 5 presidents on the Titanic – Carter, Reagan, Bush, Nixon and Clinton. As the Titanic hit the iceberg…Bush exclaimed, “We hit an Iceberg” Reagan queried, “We hit what?” Carter declared, “Save the women and children!” Nixon said, “Screw the women!” Clinton asked, “Do we have time?”

Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with his dick?
A: Both were once pointed sharply towards the left but are now, inexplicably, aimed directly at the center

On the Listening Tour, Hillary was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. She was somewhat less pleased after she found out what was in it. “Mostly baloney,” said the proprietor.



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