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A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get some what passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting hot,and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window.

The cop could hardly contain himself. “Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.

Being embarrassed at being caught, they said yes and apologized.

“Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket.” So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.

After getting dressed the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for.

He responded, “Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!”

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see a blonde behind the wheel knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, PULLOVER!” “NO,” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see a blonde behind the wheel knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, PULLOVER!” “NO,” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.

“YOU’RE DRUNK!” exclaimed the police officer.

“Thank God for that!” said the drunk, “I thought the steering had gone.”



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