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Why was the piano invented?

So the musician would have a place to put his beer.

Q: What is the difference between the men’s final at Wimbledon and a high school choral performance?
A: The tennis final has more men.

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the
White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?” Clinton asked.
“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.
The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom. “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”
Clinton asked.
“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,” advised Tom.
Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure
moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost. “Abe, what is the
best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.
Abe replied, “Go to the theater.”

“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.”

“In that case,” replied his blonde patient, “I’ll come back when you are sober.”

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows,

Work
– - – - – = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time =Money, we have

Work
– - – - – = Knowledge
Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Work
– - – - – - = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more money you Make.



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