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“Viagra, the quicker, dicker upper.”
“Viagra, one-a-day, like iron.”
“Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.”
“Viagra, home of the whopper.”
“Viagra, it plumps when you take ‘em.”
“Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”
“Viagra, tastes great, less filling.”
“Viagra, ten inches long…and growing.”
“Viagra, we work harder, so you don’t have to.”
“This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?”
“Get a piece of the rock.”
“You’ve come a long way, baby!”
“Viagra, built ram tough.”
“Here’s the beef!”
“Just do her.”

Remember laughter’s the best medicine, unless you’re asthmatic, then its Ventolin.

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me.”

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go’s
on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells,
“There’s a horses ass”
A guy gets up and punches him.. And the man left.. Then when Hilary
Clinton came on he said the same, “There’s a horses ASS…”
He then got punched again.. So he says to the bartender, “What is this, a
Clinton country?” The bartender says “no, Horse country”

Q: What do all great conductors have in common?
A: They’re all dead.



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