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Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.

Q What do you do with a bad conductor?

A Stand next to him during a thunder storm.

Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – the market has already discounted the change.

Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
A: You can’t keep a good man down!

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