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A blond walkes in to a docters office and askes the docter if she could have a condom for safe sex , the docter said “watch your mouth” the blond said better make that two.

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been.
“Oh, it was very disappointing,” he said. “I didn’t kill a thing. I’d have been better off staying here in the hospital.”

Nurses do it painless.
Nurses do it with TLC.
Nurses do it with care.
Nurses do it with intensive care.

Q: Why doesn’t Hillary cut Bill’s hair?

A: He won’t pay her $300.

Q: What does an actuary do to liven up a party?
A: He invites an accountant.

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