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Q. What was Clinton’s biggest mistake after breaking off his affair with Monica?
A. Not asking Ted Kennedy to drive her home.

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.

Q: A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

A: The conductor. Business before pleasure.

There are three kinds of accountants in the world.
Those who can count and those who can’t.

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?

A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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