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On the Listening Tour, Hillary was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. She was somewhat less pleased after she found out what was in it. “Mostly baloney,” said the proprietor.

What is Bill’s idea of safe sex?
A locked door.

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: He doesn’t! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

Q: How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Smash it!

Q: What does an accountant use for birth control?
A: His personality.



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