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If you took all the tenors in the world and laid them end to end…it would be a good idea.

Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?

A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: Why do economists carry their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in the (morally/intellectually) handicapped parking.

One fateful day, Madeleine Albright walked into a NATO meeting. Seeing that she was the only female in the room, she asked, “So, Gentlemen, shall we make love or war?” The vote was unanimous.

Patient: ‘And when my right arm is quite better, will I be able to play the trumpet?’
Doctor: ‘Most certainly – you should be able to play it with ease.
Patient: ‘That’s wonderful – I could never play it before.’



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