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What do Monica Lewinsky and The Green Bay Packers have in common?
They Both blew the big one!

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don’t you?

A: They get elected.

A Berkeley economist died and went to heaven (No, that’s not the joke). There were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the economist was, and greeted him warmly. St. Peter took the economist up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The economist said, “I like all this attention, but what makes ME so special?” St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your consultation clients, and by my calculation you’re 193 years old!”

One day the economist Sergey Petroff met his former school-mate and they had a talk. And the first question was about jobs.
“I am a general director of my own company,” praised the school-mate.
“Recently you told me that you were just a director,” remarked Sergey Petroff.
“It was earlier, then I was alone, but now I hired a guy, and there are two persons in the company: he is a director, but I am a general director.”

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets, a car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd gathered. Going by instinct, the lawyer was eager to get to the injured, but he couldn’t get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.



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