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Q: If the guys in Big & Rich were nagging miners, what would they do?

A: Dig & Bitch.

How do you make a bass player turn down the volume?

Put a chart in front of him.

If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune tenor sax player, an out of tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?

The out of tune tenor sax player. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.

What are the three most difficult years in a bass players life?

second grade.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

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