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Four cowboys are sitting on a mountain one night having a few cold ones around a campfire, one a tuba player, one a trumpet player, one a conductor and the other a horn player.

The tuba player tosses an empty can of Budweiser into the air, whips out his gun, and shoots it declaring “I just killed the king of beers!”.

The trumpet player, not wanting to be outdone, tosses his empty can of Coors into the air, shoots it and declares “Ha! I just shot the silver bullet!”.

The horn player, ever so suave, reaches into his pack, pulls out a bottle of Michelob, calmly drinks the whole thing, tosses his bottle into the air and shoots the conductor. Grinning broadly at his fellow players he says “Guys, it just doesn’t get any better than this.”.

Q What do you do with a bad conductor?

A Stand next to him during a thunder storm.

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

A: The doorbell shrieks!

How many string bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.
2. Don’t bother…just leave it out ..no one will notice
3. One ..but the guitarist has to show him first
4. One. Five. One. Five…
5. Six..one to change it and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light..

Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead guitar player in the middle of the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.



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