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Did you hear about the violist who bragged he could play 32nd notes?

The rest of the orchestra didn’t believe him, so he proved it by playing one.

Q: What’s the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Q. How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Q: How is a savings bond like a musician?
A: Eventually it may mature and make some money.

Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

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