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Once there was a viola player who was second chair in the Winnipeg Symphony. He met a genie, who promised him three wishes. For his first wish he asked to be a better musician, and he became first chair. For his second wish, he asked to be an even better musician, and he became first viola in the Berlin Symphony. For his third wish, he wished to be an even better musician, and he ended up playing second violin in the Winnipeg Symphony.

How do you know when there is a bodhran player at your front door?

The knocking gets faster and faster and faster.

What’s the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?

Eventually the puppy stops whining.

Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

How long does a harp stay in tune?

About 20 minutes, or until someone opens a door.



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