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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What does a German Hammond organist do in his life’s most tender moments?

He puts his Leslie on “slow”.

A double bass player arrived a few minutes late for the first rehearsal of the local choral society’s annual performance of Handel’s Messiah. He picked up his instrument and bow, and turned his attention to the conductor. The conductor asked, “Would you like a moment to tune?” The bass player replied with some surprise, “Why? Isn’t it the same as last year?”

Q. What’s the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A: You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner’s neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don’t return it.

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A flat minor.



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