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How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.

Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A: You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.

Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A: A bagpiper.

Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?

A: The knocking gets slower.

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