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Q. How many bagpipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 5-one to do it, and four to criticise his fingering style.

Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?

A: They rarely strike the same spot twice.

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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