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Q: What’s the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Q. How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Q: How is a savings bond like a musician?
A: Eventually it may mature and make some money.

Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog’s probably on its way to a gig.

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