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What’s the difference between a soprano and the PLO?

You can negotiate with the PLO.

David dies and goes to heaven. St Peter says ‘ how did things go for you back on earth?’ David says, ‘not too bad. I left a wife, 3 kids, a pretty good bank balance, no mortgage and my wife will get another 100,000 from the insurance.’ ‘Great’, says St Peter, ‘what was it you did while you were alive?’ ‘ Oh I was in Real estate.’ ‘Good oh, come on in’ says the St.

Bruce follows David up to the pearly gates and gets the same sort of welcome and questions. ‘yes well I left a wife and two kids, a little house in the suburbs, a few dollars in the bank, car’s paid for and they should be OK with things. Good oh , come on in.

Billy was next in line and gets the questions from the old guy. ‘yes well I left my 4th wife, most of my gears in the Cash Converters, cars rooted, never did quite make it to where I really thought I should have been.’ ‘Oh well’, says St P. ‘and which band was it that you played with?’

Socrates once said ‘To be is to do.’
Descartes once said ‘To do is to be.’
Louis Armstrong once said ‘Do be do be do be.’

Why don’t bass players ever catch a cold?

Even a virus has some pride.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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