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What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?

A: Gifted.

Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?

A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.

Did you hear about the violist who bragged he could play 32nd notes?

The rest of the orchestra didn’t believe him, so he proved it by playing one.



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