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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog’s probably on its way to a gig.

How many sound men does it take to change a lightbulb?

“One, two, three; one, two, three.”

How do you get a Tuba to sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and miss all the notes.

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that’s not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.

You can share your Guitar with your friends.

Guitars don’t care how many other Guitars you’ve played

Guitars don’t care if you look at other Guitars.

Guitars don’t care if you buy Guitar magazines.

Your Guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it.

Your Guitar won’t care if you leave up the toilet seat.

Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.

Guitars don’t insult you if you’re a bad player.

Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.



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