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Q: What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in?

A: C sharp or B flat.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?

The knock always slows down.

Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?

A: “Hi. I did that piece in junior high.”

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A: To get away from the noise.

A blonde singer suspects her band leader is going to audition a new lead singer, so she decides to bring a gun to practice. Overcome with grief she walks in front of everybody and puts the gun to her head.
The bandleader sees the gun and yells, “No – Don’t! Don’t do it!”
The blonde replies, “Shut up! You’re next!”

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