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Why do bands have bass players?

To translate for the drummer.

What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a soprano sax?

You can tune a lawn mower, and the neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawn mower and don’t return it.

Q – How does a guitar player show up for practice?

A – Drunk and late……… as usual

Two drummers and a violinist decide to form a band. The three of them start playing, and the sound is just awful. One drummer turns to the other and says, “We sound terrible. I don’t think this is going to work. Let’s get rid of the violinist.”

How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?

…hmm…I don’t know…what do you think?

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