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Micheal Caine goes up to Milton Berle during a party and asks, “What kind of cigar are you smoking there?”

It’s a Lawrence Welk.” says Milton.

“What’s a Lawrence Welk?” Micheal asks.

Milton says “It’s a piece of crap with a band wrapped around it.”

Q: Why don’t they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he’s Haydn!

Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?

A: They are always longing for another stop.

What do you call a building full of guitarist?

jail.

A Jazz musician was told by his doctor, “I am very sorry to tell you that you have cancer and you have only one more year to live.” The Jazz musician replied, “And what am I going to live on for an entire year?”



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