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What would a musician do if he won a million dollars?

Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.

Q: What’s the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: “I didn’t wake up this morning…”

Q: What’s the difference between an accordion and a concertina?

A: The accordion takes longer to burn.

How do you get a ‘cellist to play fortissimo?

Write “pp, espressivo”

What’s the best recording of the Walton Viola Concerto?

“Music Minus One”

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