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Socrates once said ‘To be is to do.’
Descartes once said ‘To do is to be.’
Louis Armstrong once said ‘Do be do be do be.’

Why don’t bass players ever catch a cold?

Even a virus has some pride.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Q. What’s the definition of a quarter tone?

A: A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.

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