Joke's Database
ijokedb.com for sale, click here for price and more info.
     
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!


Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale.

A: She was known as the deep C diva.

A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded “It’s the least I could do, since I won’t be at the performance.”

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?

So you don’t have to re-train the cellists.



© 2015 ijokedb.com