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How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; they can’t get up that high.

Q:When Better Than Ezra took the number one spot on the college music charts, who was at number two?


Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?

A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

Son: Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician.

Mother: Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can’t do both.

Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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