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What’s the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?

The exhaust.

Q: What’s the difference between a flutist and a Rolls Royce?
A: Most musician have never been in a Rolls Royce.

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

A: Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.

What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he lover it.

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.



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