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Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?

A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue.

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a world war and a high school choral performance?

The performance causes more suffering.

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin.



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