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Q – What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?

A – Counterpoint.

What’s the difference between a pig and a symphony orchestra conductor?

There are some things a pig just isn’t willing to do.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.

Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?

A: So they can park in the handicap zones.

Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.

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