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Two guys both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. So, a nurse greets them and tells them she has to prep them for surgery and takes them to a private room.

She tells the first guy to take off his clothes and sit on an exam table, which he does. She then takes his manhood in one hand, and begins to masturbate him. “Whoa!” he says, “What’s going on?”

She replies that it is all standard procedure, and that she has to ensure that he has no blockages. The guy thinks, “How bad can it be?”

So he agrees and allows the nurse to finish her task.

Once done, the nurse tells him to go sit down, and repeats the instructions to the second guy. When he is up on the exam table, the nurse gets a big smile on her face, licks her lips, and begins to perform a blow job on him.

Upon seeing this, the first guy says, “Hey, what’s this? I get jerked off, and he gets a blow job. That’s not fair.”

The nurse looks up at the first guy and says, “Sorry, buddy. That’s the difference between Blue Cross and HMO!”

A blond walkes in to a docters office and askes the docter if she could have a condom for safe sex , the docter said “watch your mouth” the blond said better make that two.

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been.
“Oh, it was very disappointing,” he said. “I didn’t kill a thing. I’d have been better off staying here in the hospital.”

Nurses do it painless.
Nurses do it with TLC.
Nurses do it with care.
Nurses do it with intensive care.

‘Doctor, doctor! How can I get this ugly mole off my face?’
‘Get your dog to chase it back into its hole.’

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