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It’s not easy being an economist. How would you like to go through life pretending you knew what M1 was all about?

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!”

“In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”

@IRS

Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven, plus/minus ten.

There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
1. Those who don’t know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don’t realize they don’t know anything: approx. 80%

Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked. “No peer pressure,” said the woman.



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