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Q: Why do social workers refuse to sleep with economists?
A: They have learned its a sunk cost.

Q: How can you tell when an accountant owns a used car lot?
A: She keeps turning back the gas gauge.

An economist is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Irrelevant – the light bulb’s preferences are to be taken as given.

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.
A2: As much as the doctor orders.

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