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Q: How many Wharton MBAs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, if you hire me. I can actually change the light bulb by myself. As you can see from my resume, I’ve had extensive experience changing light bulbs in my previous positions. I’ve also been named to the Wharton Light Bulb list, and am presently a teaching assistant for Light Bulb Management 666. My only weakness is that I’m compulsive about changing light bulbs in my spare time.

Q: What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?
A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Q: What is a recent economics graduate’s usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries sir?

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand. Bentley’s second Law of Economics: The only thing more dangerous than an economist is an amateur economist!



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