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Q: Why did the market economist cross the road?
A: To reach the consensus forecast.

Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.

Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: If you aim it well enough.

Q: How is golf like taxes?
A: Well, you drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.

Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.



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