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American airlines slogans
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In light of the recent arrest of 58 American Airlines employees for drug and weapons smuggling, here is a top ten list of new American Airlines slogans.

10) Fly Higher.

9) We’re the Official Airline of the Cali Cartel.

8) We now serve one more type of coke.

7) Try our new coffee flavor: Heroin Hazelnut.

6) Our overhead bins can hold most firearms.

5) Ship 110 pounds of cocaine, pay for only 100.

4) If you have to wait on line, we’ll give you a line.

3) Use your frequent flyer miles to post bail.

2) Meet our new spokesman, George W. Bush.

1) All our flights are smoking flights!

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