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Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don’t like to share a spotlight.

Q: What do you call 20 actors at the bottom of a lake?
A: A good start.

Q: A van with four actors in it goes off a cliff. What’s the tragedy in this?
A: You can fit a lot more than four actors in a van.

Q: What’s the most dangerous thing in your average community theatre?
A: An actor with a power tool.

Q: What do directors do with dead actors?
A: Make them chorus members.

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