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Gore: My God, it was terrible!
Aide: What?
Gore: This nightmare I had – I dreamed I was running against Dan Quayle.
Aide: What’s so terrible about that? Seems to me it’d be a slam dunk for you.
Gore: You don’t understand. I was in this debate – and the first thing they ask ed was, “Which of you is Al and which of you is Dan?”

Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two–one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.

The Post Office briefly considered issuing stamps with Bill and Hillary’s faces on them. However, test marketing verified that the customers would spit on the wrong side of the stamps.

Q. What’s the difference between the Great Highland and Northumbrian bagpipes?

A: The GHB burns longer [but the Northumbrian burns hotter]

How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?
He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.



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