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They’re going to put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore. Bill Clinton’s.

Q: Did you hear that in response to President Bill’s habit of dropping in on local McDonalds the McD’s national management
has annouced a commemorative double cheeseburger, the McClinton?
A: Of course, when you get it, the price has doubled, and it’s got half the meat.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of reincarnation?

A: Because no one could get this stupid in one lifetime.

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal
and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a
long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone
tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,
“Aren’t you Moses?” But the man wouldn’t listen to him
and continued walking. George asked him again, “Aren’t
you Moses?” The old man continued ignoring him, even
turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man’s
arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, “Answer me
– Aren’t you Moses?” The man replies, “I’m not saying
shit! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming
the desert for 40 years!”

How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; they can’t get up that high.

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