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Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!

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Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-thump?
A: A droid laughing its head off.

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Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”

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Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.

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Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

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