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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

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Q: What is the different between All Saints and the Spice Girls?
A: Well it was about 18 stone, then Geri left.

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Q: What`s the difference between an Indian curry and the Spice girls?

A: An Indian curry has Ginger in it.

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Dear Colleagues,
I have been reliably informed that one of the Spice Girls has left the group and that they are currently recruiting on an urgent basis for members. The position will commence, conveniently, on the Australian leg of their World Tour. I urge you to make the most of this fabulous opportunity by applying on the form below.

The Spice Girls Application Form

Name: ____________________
Age: _____________________
Real age: _________________
Bra size: __________________
Original bra size: ___________

How would you best describe yourself?
( ) An energetic self-starter
( ) A team player
( ) A tasty, albeit untalented, bit of crumpet

Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your shape?
( )Yes ( )No

Would it bother you to be the target of unrelenting hatred?
( )Yes ( )No

How many times have you been kicked out of a karaoke bar? ( )

Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will inlight of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine and modern behavioralist psychology. Just kidding! ;-)

Seriously, do you like leather mini-skirts?
( )Yes ( )No

Are you deceptively attractive in coloured or stroboscopic light?
( )Yes ( )No

Do you know what stroboscopic means?
( )Yes ( ) No

Choose an appropriate nickname:
( ) Sweetie
( ) Lardy
( ) Sickly
( ) Slappy

Choose an appropriate image:
( ) Cute, blonde
( ) Tub of lard
( ) Bloke. In a tracksuit
( ) Vacant stare, no discernible brain activity
( ) Terrifying to small children and old men
( ) All of the above

Do you promise to make one album and then go away forever?
( )Yes ( )No

If two trains leave Liverpool an hour apart at 90 kilometres, and 75 kilometres an hour, respectively, how would you look in a bikini?

If required as part of your contract, would you be willing to help alleviate Prince Charles’s loneliness?
( )Yes ( )No

How about Prince William and Prince Harry?
( )Yes ( )No

In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really, really, want this job.
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