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THE SHADY BUNCH
(To the tune of “The Brady Bunch”)

Here’s the story,
of a First Lady,
who was fighting off three very naughty girls.
All of them have had her man, like the others,
the youngest one… oral.

It’s the story, of a man Slick Willie,
who was busy with three sharks of his own.
They were four men, dodging each other,
over a land deal blown.

Till the one day when Lewinsky met this fellow
and they lied about the times he was her lunch.
Then this group, it somehow became scandel.
That’s the way they all became The Shady Bunch.

The Shady Bunch…….
The Shady Bunch…….
That’s the way… they became… The Shady Bunch!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
They were both upset when Bill finished first.

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FLYIN’ D.N.A.

I got all excited, made a giant mess,
It was my misfortune, it landed on her dress.
Man I thought I was careful, and pointed far away,
But she caught a dressful of Flyin’ D.N.A,

She was so damn playful, such a little tease,
I used to laugh at the rug burn, on her chubby knees.
She tried her best to escape it, but couldn’t get away,
I bit my lip and fired, Flyin’ D.N.A.,

I thought it was our secret, but she let it slip,
Monica went blabbin’, right to Linda Tripp.
She taped it on her recorder, and she just pressed play,
And the world got an earful, of Flyin’ D.N.A.,

When the dress gets tested, by the F.B.I.,
My only option is to just deny.
But before you impeach me, here’s what’s in store,
Your new El’ Presedente’, will be that putz Al Gore.

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Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky is now working for 7-11?
She’s endorsing the “Big Gulp.”

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What did they find in Monica Lewinsky’s dress pocket?
A wad of Bill’s.

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