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Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A. Get out of my sun!

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You know you grew up in the 80’s when…

You know what “Sike” means.
You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax off.”
You know that another name for a keyboard is a “Synthesizer”.
You can sing the McDonald’s Big Mac, Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, and French fry song.
You know who Mr. T is.
You know who Fat Albert is. And who was old boy with the pink mask?
You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing.
You could breakdance, or wish you could.
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
You Believed that “By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!”
Partying “like it’s 1999” seemed SO far away.
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
You knew that knowing is half the battle.
You wanted to be on Star Search.
You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black.
You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.
You remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some.
You knew what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout.”
You knew “Rut row raggy” and “Zoinks.”
You HAD to have your MTV.
You actually thought “Dirty Dancing” was a REALLY good movie.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
You owned any cassettes.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the moon.
You remember and/or owned any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or the Muppets glasses from McDonalds Poltergeist freaked you out.
You knew who Ben Stein was before you could win his money,”Bueller?”
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ET, Dukes of Hazzard, Knight Rider, Strawberry Shortcake or A-Team lunch box.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
You know what leg warmers are and probably had pair.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
You wore your Izod shirt with the collar up.
You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard.
Your Legos collection started with the free sets in a Happy Meal.
You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not a paper bag.
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
You know what a “Push Up” ice cream is.
You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.
You had to change into play clothes after school.
You owned, or knew somebody with a Commodore 64.
You hated Scrappy Doo.
You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.
You wish you had a light saber.
Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on VH1’s “Big 80’s” (“it’s been 7 hours & 15 days…”)
Your arm was full of rubber bracelets.
You have ever said, “Gag me with a spoon.”
You have ever wondered what happened to Saturday morning cartoons.
You had to get up to change the channel.
You can still sing 1 to 12 from the Pinball machine on Sesame Street.
You thought the “Thriller” video was pretty cool.
You remember the first time you went into a video store to rent a movie.
You wore those wide, colorful shoelaces.
Quiet Riot’s “Come on feel the noise” was the best song – ever.
You know where “I want my two dollars” came from.
You still cannot go in to the water because of that damn movie -Jaws.
El Debarge’s “Get a beat to the Rhythm of the night” plagued the radio every hour.
You remember life before minivans and SUVs.
If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a “Child of the 80’s”. Send this to anyone that would appreciate going back to this wonderful decade.
Now, how old do you feel?

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What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
Blowing bubbles.

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1. You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a cash register rings, a customer enjoys never-before year-end savings at Try-N-Save!”

2. Your kid makes a fortune trading in “Elmo futures.”

3. Salad Shooter in hand, Michael Jordan shows up as the honorary “4th wise man” in new nativity scenes.

4. The impossible-to-get “Tickle Me Jesus”

5. Santa’s Coyote/Ford-powered sleigh came in second in this year’s Indy 500.

6. Wise Men now arrive carrying Faux Gold, The Clapper and a Chia Pet.

7. WWF presents “Oh, Holy Night” Cage Match pitting The Three Wise Men against Jumping Joseph, Manic Mary and the Dangerous Manger Boy!

8. Santa goes to Yankees in blockbuster trade for the slightly heavier Cecil Fielder.

9. Rudolph demands Holiday Pay or he walks.

10. Santa’s North Pole operation announces a corporate downsizing amidst rumors that the Elf Division will be sold off to Keebler.

11. Reindeer rights purchase by Disney results in odd-sounding, “On Doc, on Happy, on Grumpy, on Sneezy. Now Bashful, now Dopey, now Eisner and Sleepy.”

12. $, the holiday formerly known as Christmas

13. Rather large Nike logo emblazoned across His Holiness’s pointy hat during Midnight Mass at St. Peter’s.

14. The Baby GAP’s line of Swaddling Clothes(TM)

15. Michael Jackson buys all rights to the phrase “Ho, Ho, Ho” — an injunction limits Santa to “a bemused facial expression and laughter not exceeding two syllables.”

16. Image of Virgin Mary appears in Dennis Rodman’s hair.

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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog.

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