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Q: Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle necks when attending Bill’s speaking engagements?

A: So you can’t see her adam’s apple move as he speaks.

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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
A: They were both dating the same girl in high school.

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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”. One little boy stands up and offers that “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.” “No,” Clinton says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.” A girl raises her hand. “If a schoolbus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved… that would be a tragedy.” “I’m afraid not,” explains Clinton.”That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. “What?” asks Clinton, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?” Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy.”
“Wonderful!” Clinton beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?” “Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!”

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Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our
program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America’s best and
brightest to the Nation’s Capitol to help the “Head Man” do his job.
We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might
be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet
rewarding program?
Check this out:
* Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of
the hottest city in the world!
* Get up close and personal with some of America’s movers and shakers!
* See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won’t show you!
* Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!
Sound like it’s for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former
intern: “I couldn’t believe it! After only a few months on the job
answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the
president. …Getting involved in executive branch affairs is just
fantastic.”- M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, Calif. As you can see, being
a White House intern is more than long hours, hot debates and touchy
national issues. Still interested? Fill out this information form and
send it to the White House at [3]president@whitehouse.gov
Name:
Hometown:
Sex: F__
Age:
Measurements: (required for medical purposes)
How many beers it takes to get you… …Giggly: …Drunk: …Hot:
…To lie to a federal prosecutor:…
You’ve always considered the White House: a) a monument to democracy
b) the place where great leaders meet c) vaguely erotic d) extremely
erotic
Hillary Clinton is a(n): a) model wife and mother b) icon of late 20th
century femininity c) an obstacle d) inappropriate companion for the
leader of the free world
You’ve always wanted to know more about the President’s: a) Israeli
policies b) childhood in Hope, Ark. c) romper room d) “monument to
democracy”
My social life as an intern would likely consist of: a) hitting
Georgetown bars with the other interns b) reading, study c) late
nights working at the White House d) late nights working the White
House
Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d.
Scores of 16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please call
soon, Uncle Sam wants you.
*Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might be
interested in this program. The White House is an equal opportunity
employer.

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