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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming
out”?

They’re called “dykeees”. They have a longer than normal tongue and you
can get them off with one finger!

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Q: Did you hear about Ellen Degeneres’ death?
A: She drowned in Rikki Lake!

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Q: Did you hear about Ellen Degeneres’ death?
A: She drowned in Rikki Lake!

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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming
out”?

They’re called “dykeees”. They have a longer than normal tongue and you
can get them off with one finger!

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X-files virus:
All your Icons start shape shifting

Spice Girl virus:
Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop

Ronald Reagan virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus:
Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them

Sonny Bono virus:
Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of no where

Martha Stewart virus:
Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop

AT&T virus:
Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting

MCI virus:
Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back

Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC

Monica Lewinsky virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer

Titanic virus:
Makes your whole computer go down

Disney virus:
Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Mike Tyson virus:
Quits after one byte

Prozac virus:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care

Sharon Stone virus:
Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it’s there.

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