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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming
out”?

They’re called “dykeees”. They have a longer than normal tongue and you
can get them off with one finger!

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Here’s a list of camps you may NOT want to send your kids to:

Tommy Lee’s Camp Kickachick

Monica Lewinsky’s Camp Suckaweewee

President Clinton’s Camp Getahoochie

Ellen DeGeneres’s Camp Lickacoochie

Kenneth Star’s Camp Catchacrook

O.J. Simpson’s Camp Killachick

Lorena Bobbit’s Camp Cutaweewee

Tonya Harding’s Camp Clubaknee

Susan Smith’s Camp Blameabrotha

Pamela Lee’s Camp Lottatatas

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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales? So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
6. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.
7. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss.
8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.
9. What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods? Fingerpaint.
10. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? POTPOURRI.
11. What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner? See you next month.
12. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
13. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.
14. Do you know what drag is? It’s when a man wears everything a lesbian won’t.
15. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes.
16. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
17. What’s the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
18. What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? One’s a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

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X-files virus:
All your Icons start shape shifting

Spice Girl virus:
Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop

Ronald Reagan virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus:
Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them

Sonny Bono virus:
Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of no where

Martha Stewart virus:
Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop

AT&T virus:
Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting

MCI virus:
Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back

Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC

Monica Lewinsky virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer

Titanic virus:
Makes your whole computer go down

Disney virus:
Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Mike Tyson virus:
Quits after one byte

Prozac virus:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care

Sharon Stone virus:
Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it’s there.

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