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Why did the chickhen cross the road?
To get to the other side

Why did David Beckham cross the road?
Because he likes chickhens

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David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank, “I`d like to donate some sperm” he says to the receptionist.
“Certainly Sir” replies the receptionist, “have you donated before?”.
“Yes” replies Beckham “you should have my details on your computer”.
“Oh yes, I`ve found your details” says the receptionist “but I see you`re going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?”
“Why do I need help to donate sperm?” asks Beckham. The receptionist replies “Well, it says on your record that you`re a useless wanker…”

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Snow White, Arnold Swcharzenegger and Saddam Hussein are having a conversation, Snow White say`s “I am the most beautiful divine woman in the world, but how do I know?” Arnie says “I am hunkiest man in the world but how do I know?”, Saddam says `I`m the most despised person in the world but how do I know?”.
“I know” says Snow White “let`s ask the Wise Man”.
So off they go…
Snow White comes out of the wise mans house and says “Yes it`s true, I am the most beautiful divine woman in the world”, Arnie comes out and says “Yes it`s true I am hunkiest man in the world”, Saddam comes out and says “Who`s David Beckham?”

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Q: What have Posh Spice and David Beckham got in common?
A: They`re both fucking crap footballers.

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Q: What`s the difference between David Beckham and a new Airfix model?

A: One`s a glueless kit…

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