Joke's Database
     
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!


Related:  Unsorted Jokes (+32432)      

Three celebrities – Shaggy, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears – were all in an elvator and they some one farted.

Sshaggy said “it wasn’t me”. Justin says “bye bye bye”. Britney says “opps I did it again”

The next day they were all in a hot tub and there were bubbles everywhere. Shaggy says “it wasn’t me”. Justin says “bye bye bye”. Britney says “stronger than yesterday”.

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends
Related:  Celebrity (+963)      

It is an open secret now that Britney Spears and Kevin’s marriage has started to fall apart… The reason being Kevin’s crazy Partying…

One day Kevin Federline wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can’t believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose. Kevin sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Kevin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go to my new video rehearsal-Love you!” He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. The babysitter is sitting on the couch watching TV.

Jack asks, “Mindy…what happened last night’”

“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

“So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me’”

The babysitter, “Oh THAT!… Britney dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, lady, I’m married!”

Broken furniture – $85.26
Hot Breakfast – $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time…Priceless!

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends
Related:  Unsorted Jokes (+32432)      

What do Britney Spears and a computer have in common?

Their both cheap, white, and plastic….

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends
Related:  Unsorted Jokes (+32432)      

What do Britney Spears and a computer have in common?

Their both cheap, white, and plastic….

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends
Related:  Celebrity (+963)      

There’s 4 people on a plane and one is the smartest man in the world, one’s a hippie, ones the president and one is britney spears. the plane is about to crash and there’s only three parachutes so the president says, ” I think i deserve a parachute, afterall, i am the president.” So he takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Next Britney Spears says, ” I think i should use the next parachute afterall, i am britney spears.” so she jumped out of the plane. then there was only the hippie and the smartest man. They were debating who should use the next parachute and the hippie said, “i dont think we have to worry about anything like that, britney spears just jumped out with my backpack. and they jumped out of the plane.

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends


© 2015 ijokedb.com