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Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, “I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy.”

Not to be outdone, Britney rips a $1000 bill in half and throws it out the window saying, “Look, I just made two people really happy.”

Not even noticing Britney’s stupid move, Christina brags, “Look, I’m going to throw 1000 $1 bills out the window and make a lot more people a little happier.”

At this point, the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, “I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy!”

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There’s 4 people on a plane and one is the smartest man in the world, one’s a hippie, ones the president and one is britney spears. the plane is about to crash and there’s only three parachutes so the president says, ” I think i deserve a parachute, afterall, i am the president.” So he takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Next Britney Spears says, ” I think i should use the next parachute afterall, i am britney spears.” so she jumped out of the plane. then there was only the hippie and the smartest man. They were debating who should use the next parachute and the hippie said, “i dont think we have to worry about anything like that, britney spears just jumped out with my backpack. and they jumped out of the plane.

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- MTV actually played videos in the 80′s.

- There was only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (white with a red swoosh), and they didn’t cost $125.

- A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose.

- In the 80′s, playing video games actually meant going out to DO something.

- In the 80′s, when you were out partying, you didn’t have to worry about your Mom calling you on your cell phone.

- In the 80s, we didn’t have to worry about getting our heads blown off at school – unless you put a whole pack of Pop Rocks in your mouth and drank a coke.

- Debbie Gibson vs. Britney Spears. New Kids on the Block vs. N’Sync. New Edition vs. Hanson. Ok, that one’s a draw.

- In the early 80′s, there were kids in your high school who could buy alcohol LEGALLY.

- Feathered hair was easier to care for than dreadlocks.

- In the 80′s, you didn’t have to worry about your pants falling down all the time. They were so tight we couldn’t get them off!

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Eva Langoria, Britney Spears and a Carmen Electra were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. Carmen went first. ‘I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!’ ‘Okay,’ replied the genie. And off she went. Then Eva Langoria went. ‘I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!’ And off she went. Britney started crying and said, ‘I wish my friends were back here!’

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Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde…yeah right…
1.Who do want to be most like in life: A.Vanna White B.Michelle Fiefer C.Britney Spears E.None of the Above
2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you: A.Run when you see the seeker B.Stay hiding until the seeker finds you C.Run when the seeker sees you E.Follow the seeker quietly
3.What happens when you get Alzheimers Disease A.You loose alot of weight B.Gain weight C.Get really smart D.Loose your memory
4.How do you kill a bird: A.Hit it B.Throw it off a building C.Cook it D.All of the above
5.What’s an important question about pregnancy A.Is it mine B.How far along am I C.Is it a boy or girl D.What hospital should I go to for delivery
Don’t read them this part:
Results:
1.
A=5pts. B=3pts. C=2pts. D=1pt.
2.
A=4 B=5 C=2 D=3
3.
A=4 B=3 C=5 D=1
4.
A=3 B=5 C=4 D=1
5.
A=5 B=1 C=3 D=2
TOTAL: 20 =Official Dumb Blonde; 15-19=Pretty Dumb; 10-14=Not Bad; 9-Smart for a Blonde

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