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Eva Langoria, Britney Spears and a Carmen Electra were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. Carmen went first. ‘I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!’ ‘Okay,’ replied the genie. And off she went. Then Eva Langoria went. ‘I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!’ And off she went. Britney started crying and said, ‘I wish my friends were back here!’

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Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde…yeah right…
1.Who do want to be most like in life: A.Vanna White B.Michelle Fiefer C.Britney Spears E.None of the Above
2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you: A.Run when you see the seeker B.Stay hiding until the seeker finds you C.Run when the seeker sees you E.Follow the seeker quietly
3.What happens when you get Alzheimers Disease A.You loose alot of weight B.Gain weight C.Get really smart D.Loose your memory
4.How do you kill a bird: A.Hit it B.Throw it off a building C.Cook it D.All of the above
5.What’s an important question about pregnancy A.Is it mine B.How far along am I C.Is it a boy or girl D.What hospital should I go to for delivery
Don’t read them this part:
Results:
1.
A=5pts. B=3pts. C=2pts. D=1pt.
2.
A=4 B=5 C=2 D=3
3.
A=4 B=3 C=5 D=1
4.
A=3 B=5 C=4 D=1
5.
A=5 B=1 C=3 D=2
TOTAL: 20 =Official Dumb Blonde; 15-19=Pretty Dumb; 10-14=Not Bad; 9-Smart for a Blonde

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Three celebrities – Shaggy, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears – were all in an elvator and they some one farted.

Sshaggy said “it wasn’t me”. Justin says “bye bye bye”. Britney says “opps I did it again”

The next day they were all in a hot tub and there were bubbles everywhere. Shaggy says “it wasn’t me”. Justin says “bye bye bye”. Britney says “stronger than yesterday”.

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It is an open secret now that Britney Spears and Kevin’s marriage has started to fall apart… The reason being Kevin’s crazy Partying…

One day Kevin Federline wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can’t believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose. Kevin sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Kevin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go to my new video rehearsal-Love you!” He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. The babysitter is sitting on the couch watching TV.

Jack asks, “Mindy…what happened last night’”

“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

“So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me’”

The babysitter, “Oh THAT!… Britney dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, lady, I’m married!”

Broken furniture – $85.26
Hot Breakfast – $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time…Priceless!

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What do Britney Spears and a computer have in common?

Their both cheap, white, and plastic….

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