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Several politicians had a meeting with the Wizard of Oz…
First, Newt Gingrich went to see the Wizard and said, “Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart”.
So the Wiz said,”So be it”.
Second was Al Gore. He said to the Wiz, “People think I’m unintelligent and have no common sense what so ever…I wish to have a Brain”.
The Wiz said, “So be it”.
Third was Bob Dole. “People say I have no confidence and I lack conviction… ..I wish to have some Courage”.
And the Wiz said, “So be it”.
And then Bill Clinton approached the Wizard.
The Wizard looked at him, and said, “Well, what do you want?”
To which Clinton replied, “I’m here for Dorothy!”

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During the Republican primaries, George W. Bush spent his campaign money at a rate of $200,000 a day and broke Bob Dole’s record for most money spent on an entire presidential campaign. He’s spending money so fast, a national organization of scorned women has made him an honorary ex-wife.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
They were both upset when Bill finished first.

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Several politicians had a meeting with the Wizard of Oz…
First, Newt Gingrich went to see the Wizard and said, “Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart”.
So the Wiz said,”So be it”.
Second was Al Gore. He said to the Wiz, “People think I’m unintelligent and have no common sense what so ever…I wish to have a Brain”.
The Wiz said, “So be it”.
Third was Bob Dole. “People say I have no confidence and I lack conviction… ..I wish to have some Courage”.
And the Wiz said, “So be it”.
And then Bill Clinton approached the Wizard.
The Wizard looked at him, and said, “Well, what do you want?”
To which Clinton replied, “I’m here for Dorothy!”

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Q: What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs?

A: “Depends.”

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