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Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.
So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. “Hello Ms., could you please come in here and fix my clock”. Of course, she innocently agreed. She walked into the office, and looked around. “Where’s the clock sir?”, she asked.
Suddenly, the president stood up and dropped his pants. “That’s not a clock Mr. Clinton !”, she exclaimed.
“It will be”, he replied, “Once you put two hands and a face on it !”.

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They’re going to put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore. Bill Clinton’s.

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Q: Did you hear that in response to President Bill’s habit of dropping in on local McDonalds the McD’s national management
has annouced a commemorative double cheeseburger, the McClinton?
A: Of course, when you get it, the price has doubled, and it’s got half the meat.

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Q: Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of reincarnation?

A: Because no one could get this stupid in one lifetime.

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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?

A: Bill Clinton of course!

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