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A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go’s
on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells,
“There’s a horses ass”
A guy gets up and punches him.. And the man left.. Then when Hilary
Clinton came on he said the same, “There’s a horses ASS…”
He then got punched again.. So he says to the bartender, “What is this, a
Clinton country?” The bartender says “no, Horse country”

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Clinton: We forgive you…Now Resign!

Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency

Adultery is not a family value

Does character matter YET?

One More Whore And We Get Gore

Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat

My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student

Jail to the Chief

Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President

The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility

If his private life doesn’t matter, let him date YOUR daughter.

Save the President: Legalize Perjury

Three terms for Clinton: the third in jail

Clinton: Our Nation’s Fondling Father

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* “What the fuck was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima

* “Where did all these fucking Indians come from?” – Custer

* “Any fucking idiot could understand that!” – Einstein

* “It does SO fucking look like her!” – Picasso

* “How the fuck did you work that out?” – Pythagoras

* “You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?” – Michelangelo

* “I don’t suppose it’s gonna fucking rain?” – Joan of Arc

* “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!” – J.F.K.

* “Who the fuck is going to know?” – Bill Clinton

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Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in a
helicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutes
and finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.
He says, “I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries.”
“Well ” says Chelsea, “you could throw $100,000 out the window of the
helicopter. I’m sure that the poor will get some of it.”
He agrees that it’s a good idea and he does.
About 5 minutes later he starts thinking again.
Hillary asks “Why do you still look so sad? You just threw $100,000 out
the window of the helicopter. That helped a lot of poor people.”
He says “I still feel like I didn’t do enough.”
She says “Well, Bill, why don’t you throw another $100,000 out the
window? That should make a lot of people happy.”
Again he says it’s a good idea and he does.
A few moments later and again he looks unhappy and he says “I still
don’t think I’ve done enough.”
This time the helicopter pilot pipes up and says “Why don’t you throw
yourself out the goddamn window…that will make everyone in America happy.”

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