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A PRESIDENT IN LOVE
(To the tune of Dion’s “A Teenager in Love”)

Last night we had a quarrel
Over a cute little tart
‘Cause I lost my head
From the very start.

Every night I think Ken Starr’s heard too much
Why must I be a President in love!?!

One day I loved old Hillary
Next day I was a cad
Guess I’m just a rake
A fun lovin’ happy lad.

Every night I think Ken Starr’s heard too much
Why must I be a President in love!?!

The dress was smeared
The blouse was too
I’ll be a happy man
If Monica says I do.

Every night I think Ken Starr’s heard too much
Why must I be a President in love!?!

If you wanna have sex with me
I’d like to do it too
And if you want to tell a lie
I’ll just go and pardon you.

Every night I think Ken Starr’s heard too much
Why must I be a President in love!?!

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His baloney has a first name,
It’s “I did not inhale.”

His baloney has a second name,
“I wasn’t getting tail.”

He loves to sing it every day,
The White House people all just saaaaaaay,

That Billy Clinton has a way,
Of making B.S. sound OK !

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One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the
White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?” Clinton asked.
“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.
The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom. “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”
Clinton asked.
“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,” advised Tom.
Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure
moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost. “Abe, what is the
best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.
Abe replied, “Go to the theater.”

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Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and Bill Clinton’s campaign limo?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant.

The waiter asks “le apperitif?”

All of them answer “oui!”

The waiter looks at Zedillo “Le tequila?”
Zedillo: “oui!”

The waiter looks at Yeltsin “Le vodka?”
Yeltsin: “oui!”

Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton ” Le whisky?”
Clinton: “DON’T MENTION THAT WITCH!!!”

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