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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?

A: A mandate to govern.

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THE SHADY BUNCH
(To the tune of “The Brady Bunch”)

Here’s the story,
of a First Lady,
who was fighting off three very naughty girls.
All of them have had her man, like the others,
the youngest one… oral.

It’s the story, of a man Slick Willie,
who was busy with three sharks of his own.
They were four men, dodging each other,
over a land deal blown.

Till the one day when Lewinsky met this fellow
and they lied about the times he was her lunch.
Then this group, it somehow became scandel.
That’s the way they all became The Shady Bunch.

The Shady Bunch…….
The Shady Bunch…….
That’s the way… they became… The Shady Bunch!

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FLYIN’ D.N.A.

I got all excited, made a giant mess,
It was my misfortune, it landed on her dress.
Man I thought I was careful, and pointed far away,
But she caught a dressful of Flyin’ D.N.A,

She was so damn playful, such a little tease,
I used to laugh at the rug burn, on her chubby knees.
She tried her best to escape it, but couldn’t get away,
I bit my lip and fired, Flyin’ D.N.A.,

I thought it was our secret, but she let it slip,
Monica went blabbin’, right to Linda Tripp.
She taped it on her recorder, and she just pressed play,
And the world got an earful, of Flyin’ D.N.A.,

When the dress gets tested, by the F.B.I.,
My only option is to just deny.
But before you impeach me, here’s what’s in store,
Your new El’ Presedente’, will be that putz Al Gore.

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This is an interesting bit of information that you don’t hear much about in the media — Certainly there is a political dimension here:

* Enron’s chairman did meet with the president and the vice president in the Oval Office.
* Enron gave $420,000 to the president’s party over three years.
* It donated $100,000 to the president’s inauguration festivities.
* The Enron chairman stayed at the White House 11 times.
* The corporation had access to the administration at its highest levels and even enlisted the Commerce and State Departments to grease deals for it.
* The taxpayer-supported Export-Import Bank subsidized Enron for more than $600 million in just one transaction. Scandalous!!
* BUT…the president under whom all this happened WASN’T George W. Bush.
* SURPRISE ……… It was Bill Clinton!

Please pass this on so the whole country will know. The media won’t!

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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”. One little boy stands up and offers that “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.” “No,” Clinton says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.” A girl raises her hand. “If a schoolbus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved… that would be a tragedy.” “I’m afraid not,” explains Clinton.”That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. “What?” asks Clinton, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?” Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy.”
“Wonderful!” Clinton beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?” “Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!”

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