Joke's Database
     
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!


Related:  Unsorted Jokes (+32428)      

Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house – door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum – floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket – store-gasms. Sex at a Steven King Movie – horror-gasms. Sex with a prostitute – whore-gasms. Sex with an accountant – bore-gasms. Sex while sleeping – snore-gasms. Sex with ‘Arthur’ – Dudley Moore-gasms. Sex with cartoon donkeys – Eyeore-gasms. Sex while broke – poor-gasms. Sex with a lion – roar-gasms. Sex for hours and hours on end – sore-gasms. Sex on a golf course – fore-gasms. Sex with a nymphomaniac (or Ritzi) – more-gasms. Sex in a gold mine – ore-gasms. Sex with a dermatologist – pore-gasms. Sex with a politician – Al Gore-gasms. Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers – s’more-gasms. Sex with a bullfighter – toreador-gasms. Sex with a masked man carrying a sword – zorro-gasms. Sex on the beach – shore-gasms. Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet – smorgasbord-gasms. Sex on a cruise ship deck – shuffleboard-gasms. Sex in asia – Singapore-gasms. Sex among the wonders of nature – outdoor-gasms. Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can – odor-gasms. Sex on the way to the train – ‘All Aboard’-gasms. Sex that wasn’t very satisfying – ‘There’s the door’-gasms. Sex in an adult theater – hard-core-gasms. Sex with someone who’s not paying attention – ignore-gasms. Sex with a competitive partner – score-gasms. Sex while flying – soar-gasms. Sex with a beloved partner – adore-gasms. Sex with a meat-eater – carnivore-gasms. Sex with a person who’s got a really bad hairdo – pompadore-gasms. Sex with someone who’s got bad taste in clothes – velour-gasms. Sex while travelling – tour-gasms. Sex with a big dog – labrador-gasms. Sex with Beavis and Butthead – ‘GonnaScore’-gasms. Sex on stairs at the mall – escalator-gasms. Sex with three of your friends – four-gasms. Sex with a norse God – Thor-gasms. Sex when resistance is futile – Borg-gasms.

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends
Related:  Wrestling (+9)      

* Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster.

* President now shouts entire State of the Union address with his face 18 inches from TV camera.

* IRS audit replaced by more efficient reverse body slam onto enema.

* Government becomes a charade of meaningless noises and lots of posturing by a bunch of inarticulate losers with no class or manners – Hey, wait a minute…

* Free school lunches destined for the needy instead go to the biggest, meanest, stupidest kid in each school.

* Sex scandals now involve even skankier women.

* January 20: Inauguration ceremonies. January 21: FDA approves over-the-counter sale of steroids Newt Gingrich is finally able to wear his mask and cape out of the house.

* During House debate, it is acceptable to yield to the gentleman wielding a folding chair.

* Difficult finding interns willing to accommodate an entire pouch of Skoal.

* Strom Thurmond *finally* removed by The Undertaker.

* Line to bodyslam Ken Starr winds around Lincoln Memorial.

* Before: Mr. Vice President After: Stone Cold Al Gore

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends
Related:  Politics (+3832)      

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box kid?” to which the little boy says, “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.”

Al Gore laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?”

“Democrats,” the child says.

“Oh that’s cute,” Al Gore says and he runs off.

A couple of days later Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

Al Gore says to Bill, “You gotta check this out,” and they both jog over to the boy with the box.

Al Gore says, “Look in the box Bill, isn’t that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are.”

The boy replies, “They’re Republicans.”

“Whoa!” Al Gore says, “I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What’s up?”

“Well,” the kid says, “Their eyes are open now.”

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends
Related:  Wrestling (+9)      

* Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster.

* President now shouts entire State of the Union address with his face 18 inches from TV camera.

* IRS audit replaced by more efficient reverse body slam onto enema.

* Government becomes a charade of meaningless noises and lots of posturing by a bunch of inarticulate losers with no class or manners – Hey, wait a minute…

* Free school lunches destined for the needy instead go to the biggest, meanest, stupidest kid in each school.

* Sex scandals now involve even skankier women.

* January 20: Inauguration ceremonies. January 21: FDA approves over-the-counter sale of steroids Newt Gingrich is finally able to wear his mask and cape out of the house.

* During House debate, it is acceptable to yield to the gentleman wielding a folding chair.

* Difficult finding interns willing to accommodate an entire pouch of Skoal.

* Strom Thurmond *finally* removed by The Undertaker.

* Line to bodyslam Ken Starr winds around Lincoln Memorial.

* Before: Mr. Vice President After: Stone Cold Al Gore

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends


© 2015 ijokedb.com