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1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!

2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.

3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.

4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?

5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.

6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.

7. New penal plan: I won’t use mine!

8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.

9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers

10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.

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One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,
it had snowed during the night and everything was
covered in snow. He looks down and sees something
written in urine on the lawn it reads
“I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD”.

Bill calls the FBI and says “Someone has written “I
hope you get impeached” in urine on my lawn. For them
to write it in the spot it’s in they would have had to
be on my deck. Please help me find this criminal.”

The FBI agrees and comes back a week later. “Well Mr.
Clinton we did DNA , urine and handwriting tests. Do
you want to here the bad news or the awful news first.”
Bill sighs “bad I guess”.

“The urine belongs to Al Gore” Bill grabs his chest “Oh!
Al, my best friend my partner, my vice president…What’s
the awful news?!”

The FBI agents look at each other…
“The hand writing was Hillary’s”

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth’s ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand”.

God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand”.

God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked “What is your problem Bill Gates?”

Bill Gates responded ” I think you are sitting in my chair”.

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