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One day at the Whitehouse –
Mr Al Gore was walking down the hall of the whitehouse when he felt a big urge in his bladder. He ran as fast as possible to the nearest room. He finally reached one. It was Bill’s. Al went straight to Bill’s Bathroom when he saw the weirdest thing. “Wow”, said Al,”a gold plated urinal!!!”. Al proudly unzipped and used that urinal greatly.
That morning Al told Tipper, his wife, about the golden urinal. Tipper found it astonishing.
Later that day, when Tipper found herself in a conversation with Hillary Clinton, she brought up the thing about Bill’s Golden urinal. Tipper told Hillary all about it. Hillary just replied with an,” Oh, Yeah um hum”.
That night in bed Hillary lay next to Bill when Hillary brought up that subject, “Bill honey, I think I know who pissed in your saxophone”.

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‘Twas the night before Christmas all through the White House,
Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.
The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care,
for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there.

As Chelsea was nestled all snug in her bed,
dirty thoughts swam around Mr. Kennedy’s head.
And Bill in his sportcoat; a heavy gray tweed,
had just fried his brain with some Mexican weed.

When out in the garden came a plethora of noise,
all drunken and rowdy ’twas Newt and the boys!
Bill jumped to the window, and tore open the sash,
“It’s a raid boys!” he cried, “Quick, go hide my stash!”

The pot in his blood and the moon on the snow,
gave a psychedelic haze to the objects below.
When what to Bill’s frantic eyes should appear,
but a slew of Republicans and a keg of ice beer.

With a big House leader, all lively and fat:
He knew it was Newt, the proponent of GATT!
As viscous as vipers, the Republicans came, and Bill
recognized them and called them by name.

“Hey Helms, Hey Thurmond! Hey Packwood and Hatch!
Hey Dole and Pataki, it’s time for a bash!”
A collective cheer rose out from the crowd,
“Let’s listen to Nugent, and turn it up loud!”

Together Dems and Republicans danced and sang out in cheer,
“Screw health care and Haiti, it’s time to drink beer!”
When from the chimney, came a big black cloud of soot,
as Limbaugh danced from the fireplace in a red Santa suit.

He moved through the crowd, then held up his hand,
and when all was silent, he did a keg stand.
And the crowd raised their cups, as Newt bowed down in prayer,
and champagne flowed freely, just like welfare.

As Kennedy and Reno romped in the Green Room,
the rest of the crooks outlined their plan of doom.
“We’ll pray in the schools, shove it down their throats!
More welfare, more taxes, we’ll still get the votes!”

And they drank, hugged and danced, they crossed party lines.
They cheered, “It doesn’t matter, we’re all bastard swines!”
So they threw out allegiance and partisan crap,
and they took turns sitting on the President’s lap.

And Gephardt and Dole passed out on the lawn,
and awoke in the morning without their pants on.
And Packwood gave Tipper a pat on the rear.
While Judge Thomas and Miss Hill went out for more beer.

Then the partiers discovered a sight so touching and cute,
President Clinton fast asleep, snuggled up next to Newt.
Santa Limbaugh smiled and threw up on his boots,
“A merry Clinton to all, and to all a good Newt!”

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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.

Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed coif and says, “I could throw one hundred $1 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy!

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Clinton: We forgive you…Now Resign!

Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency

Adultery is not a family value

Does character matter YET?

One More Whore And We Get Gore

Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat

My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student

Jail to the Chief

Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President

The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility

If his private life doesn’t matter, let him date YOUR daughter.

Save the President: Legalize Perjury

Three terms for Clinton: the third in jail

Clinton: Our Nation’s Fondling Father

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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.

Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed coif and says, “I could throw one hundred $1 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy!

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