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Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.

Bill: “Why don’t I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.”

Hillary: “Well, why don’t you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy.”

Al: “Why don’t you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy.”

Tipper: “Why don’t we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy.”

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Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He’s the stiff one.

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News Flash: Al Gore was admitted to a hospital yesterday in Washington. Sources tell us that termites thought that Al Gore was an old bed post.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Al Gore and a presidential election?
A: A longgggggggggg wait

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10) Latest radio address to the nation ended with the phrase “You can all bite me.”

9) Giving people on the White House tour the finger.

8) Punched the side of Al Gore’s head so hard he broke his hand.

7) Threw half-eaten Big Mac from South Portico, beaning a Marine Band clarinetist.

6) At recent Rose Garden ceremony, has Secret Service rough up some Spelling Bee champions.

5) Blurted out to Roger, “Isn’t it time you got, like, a job?”

4) When pizza was late, beat delivery boy senseless with a Yoo-Hoo bottle.

3) Feverishly adds names to long list of guys he’s going to slug the minute he becomes a private citizen.

2) Actually talked back to Hillary.

1) Every five minutes, he’s threatening to bomb Mexico.

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