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Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
“I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months.”
“Why in the world would you do that?” the other asked.
She responded, “It’s the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without.”

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Q: What’s the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?
A: A northern girl says you can and a southern girl says you all can.

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Q: Have you seen Quasimodo?
A: I have a hunch he’s back!

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Three women are stranded on an island. One woman tripped over something. She looks down and sees a lamp. The girls rub the lamp and to their astonishment, a Genie pops out.
“I will grant you 3 wishes, but since there of three of you, you will each get one wish.”
The first girl says, “I want to be strong enough to swim to shore.” The Genie snapped his fingers, and the girl set out. Not 15 feet off the island, a shark came and ate her.
The second girl says, “I want to be skilled enough to create something that will get me off the island.” With that, the Genie snapped his fingers, giving the girl some logs and string, and she made a raft and set out. When she was 15 feet off shore, the tide grew strong, and the raft capsized, killing her.
The third girl thought long and hard, when finally she came up with her wish. “I wish to be smart enough to find a way off the island.” The Genie snapped his fingers, and she turned into a man and took the bridge.

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What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!….and O.J walked!

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