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Q. Why do men name their penises?

A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who
makes all their decisions.

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A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential
employee’s application and notices that the man has never
worked in retail before.
He says to the man, “For a man with no experience, you are
certainly asking for a high wage.”
“Well Sir,” the applicant replies, “the work is so much harder
when you don’t know what you’redoing!”

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Q: When is a toothbrush not a toothbrush?
A: When it’s a flabby cornfield!

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Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t know
where they are. The first guy says “I’ll find out” and puts
his arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says
“We’re just over Paris”
“How do you know” ask the others
“Well I’ve just felt the top of the Eiffel tower.”
Later on the second guy tries and says “We just flew over London”
“How?” asks the others
“Well I’ve just felt the top of Big Ben”
Still later on the last guy tries it, puts his arm out the
plane, and says to the others “We have just flown over Glasgow.”
“How do you know that?” comes the reply.
“Because some bastard has just stolen my watch”

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An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room
everyday. While
there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys’s
penis. One day she goes
down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another
women holding his
penis. “What’s she got that I don’t have” she says. He looks up with a
large smile on his
face and replies “Parkinson’s”

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