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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ?

We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death…

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Definition of a perfect wife: Someone who helps her husband with the dishes.

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Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can’t understand.

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Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One
fag turned to the other and said, “See that stud there, Bruce?”
“Sure.”
“Well, let me tell you, he’s a tremendous fuck!”
“No shit?” Bruce asked.
“Well, hardly any.”

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Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

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